COFFEE , MY BLOOD TYPE

Coffee , My Blood Type

Coffee , My Blood Type

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It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of coffee like a person needs oxygen. Honestly, the idea of starting my day without it gives me anxiety. Latte doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor touches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am a being of custom, and that tradition is my daily dose.

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Life's a manic sprint. You gotta grab the reins with both hands, fueled by copious amounts of caffeine. The world throws unexpected punches, but that's just what keeps things utterly bonkers.

  • Dive headfirst into the madness
  • Keep your wits about you
  • {Adapt and overcome|Roll with the punches

It's a beautiful mess.

Sorry I'm Late, I Was Brewing

Been working on a delicious batch of coffee. It needed some serious love, you know? Couldn't resist. Now I'm ready to funny coffee hoodies rock. Whatcha been up to?

Run On Coffee & Sarcasm

You'll find me fueled by an unholy concoction of snark and caffeine.. I'm not always caffeinated enough to make sense..

{But when I am|If I manage to pull myself together, expect a torrent of {opinions.snarky commentary.

{So buckle up,Brace yourselves for a caffeinated rollercoaster. I'm not responsible for.

Keep Calm and Sip On

Life can get crazy. It's easy to feel stressed by it all. But step back for a moment. Reach for your favorite beverage and allow yourself to relax. A refreshing sip can work wonders. It's a quick way to find calm and tackle whatever comes your way.

So next time you feel the tension, remember this: Stay Chill and Savor It.

Express Yourself

Life is a vibrant tapestry woven with special experiences. Each day presents an opportunity to ignite and share your genuine nature with the world. Don't be afraid to explore outside your comfort zone, reveal hidden talents, and nurture your passions. Remember, there is no right or wrong way to communicate yourself. Let your spirit soar and paint a masterpiece of life that reflects your powerful essence.

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